If you know me, I love Michael Silver and his excellent writing on the NFL. Sometimes, he writes song parodies to go with teams or players. I used some of Bryan Adam’s Heaven to write a song about the Lion’s draft plans. I hope you like it.
Oh - thinkin' about all our losing years
There was only Matt and Rod
We were cursed I swear to God
Now nothin' can take you away from us
We been down that road before
But that's over now
We got Mayhew comin' back for more
Suh you're all that I want
When your destroying QBs with your arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We didn’t draft Dez Bryant
And defense is all that we need
And I found it there in Nebraska
It isn't too hard to see
We didn’t screw up
Oh - once in your draft you find someone
Who will turn your team around
Gets some wins when you don’t know how
Yeah - nothin' could make me not draft you
Oh there's lots that we could take
But I just won’t pick Taylor Mays
Cause our lines will light the way
Suh you're all that I want
When your destroying QBs with your arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We didn’t draft Dez Bryant
And defense is all that we need
And I found it there in Nebraska
It isn't too hard to see
We didn’t screw up
I've been waitin' for so long
To win more than 5 games
For a lineman worth darn
Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
Ya - I'll be standin' there by you
There was only Matt and Rod
We were cursed I swear to God
Now nothin' can take you away from us
We been down that road before
But that's over now
We got Mayhew comin' back for more
Suh you're all that I want
When your destroying QBs with your arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We didn’t draft Dez Bryant
And defense is all that we need
And I found it there in Nebraska
It isn't too hard to see
We didn’t screw up
Oh - once in your draft you find someone
Who will turn your team around
Gets some wins when you don’t know how
Yeah - nothin' could make me not draft you
Oh there's lots that we could take
But I just won’t pick Taylor Mays
Cause our lines will light the way
Suh you're all that I want
When your destroying QBs with your arms
I'm findin' it hard to believe
We didn’t draft Dez Bryant
And defense is all that we need
And I found it there in Nebraska
It isn't too hard to see
We didn’t screw up
I've been waitin' for so long
To win more than 5 games
For a lineman worth darn
Now our dreams are comin' true
Through the good times and the bad
Ya - I'll be standin' there by you
Bra-mother-fucking-vo, sir.
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